Not really a news update, just a quiet plea to those individuals performing the following tasks on trains this weekend. A typical working burlesque week sees at least one train journey to a venue and this week, with 7 trains over the space of t

wo days, I was ‘lucky’ enough to witness the following:

• Continual sniffing, even after refusing a
  handkerchief from a fellow passenger.
• Nose Nuzzling. Just kiss and be done with it.
  Don’t however…
• Full blown snogging for the entirety of a 45
  minute journey. I’m all for love, really I am, but not in front of my face.
  That’s what the toilets are for.
• Nail clipping. I mean REALLY! Is this best place
  you could think of to clip your nails sir?! Excuse me whilst I vomi

Ok, rant over, thanks awfully for listening, I’m off to read a book entitled ‘Etiquette on Public Transport’.